Ruining everyone you love forever.

rob-anybody:

that-fabulous-bastard:

youveupsettits:

wilwheaton:

I’d just like to point out that watching an animated, dead, turkey dance — at all, any dance at all — is hilarious.  Yes, it makes a pretty funny pun when it’s “twerking”, too.

If The Internet could stop making everything about SUPER SERIOUS THINGS THAT ARE SERIOUS for one fucking second, that would be great.

So if someone could make a Very Big List of Very Serious Things That We Are Not Allowed To Make Jokes About Because We Must Take Those Things Very Seriously All The Time, that would be very helpful.*

*Please do not actually do this. It’s exhausting enough already.

Waiting for the epic amounts of white SJWs to come flooding it and calling Wil an asshole for posting this.

It’s true though. The original post was a pun on turkey and twerking. It was a pun. It was groan inducing and funny.

Can we drop the “appropriation” crap for five seconds and enjoy carefully constructed puns? Twerking isn’t a slur - so there’s like…no reason to find offense in it, good lord.

SJWs, in and of themselves, are racists. The fervently believe that all races must act in prescribed ways and anyone that deviates from this is somehow appropriating another’s culture. They’re not looking to make the world a better place, they’re looking to look like they care about the world and cover up their own apathy.  

Dear white dudes, especially famous white dudes in the public eye,

I’m so sorry that you’re no longer allowed to make hilarious jokes that shit on women, people of color, and anyone else who isn’t in the same position of power and privilege that you are still in.

I’m so sorry that every time you do and say unthinkingly stupid, racist shit in public, people have the nerve to tell you that you’re wrong and that you should feel bad for being so wrong because it’s not like there’s an ENTIRE HISTORY of violent, dehumanizing shit that happens to marginalized people whenever one of you privileged dickfucks whines on and on about how everything’s so “politically correct” and no one’s allowed to have a sense of humor anymore because well, you weren’t offended, so no one else is allowed to be.

And yes, fuckbucket saying that SJWs are racist, institutionalized racism and individual acts of violent racism perpetrated against people of color is exactly the same as white dudes being told that they can’t make jokes about twerking or whatever other racist bullshit you usually try to make jokes about because you don’t understand how racism actually works. How dare people ask to not have their culture and their bodies and their lives be treated as jokes or inspirational fodder for white people to steal for their own careers and cultures.

Nerdbro culture needs to grow the fuck up and stop act like screaming children every time a marginalized person asks to be treated with the respect and dignity that is not afforded to them by a racist, sexist, homophobic society. If you can’t do that with a modicum of grace, then you need to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up because NO ONE ASKED YOU FOR YOUR SHITTY FUCKING OPINION ON A MATTER THAT YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING ABOUT.

Quite frankly, I am more than happy to write Wil Wheaton out of my life for proving to be yet another privileged white dick who couldn’t see past his own need to be right to see someone else’s point of view.